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I always thought people who signed-on into the @rmy were very Garang(enthusiastic). I was wrong. Very wrong. My b1tch of a boss has been in the @army for over 20 freaking years. Gee. For 20 years, she has been doing the same old freaking thing. -_- Today, we had a meeting for some project that's suppose to cut-costs,improve work quality and productivity. Sounds like a school project? Kind of. So all of us gathered before her(again) to discuss about our projects. I was first. My project is about converting our hardcopy record books into softcopies. E.g: We have a book whereby we write down the names and the IC number of any serviceman who gets posted to my unit. No signature required. So one day i thought, since no signature is required, why not do this in Excel? Therefore i came out with this project to convert all record books into softcopies. It's a very simple project and nothing special. There's no impact cos it incorporate latest technologies into creating it BUT, it saves costs and increases productivity from my point of view. Record books aren't durable. Being paper, they are very prone to wear and tear. Moreover, everyone has different handwritings. Some are neat some are totally illegible. It also takes alot of effort to search for a specific person inside the book because there are alot of names. Lastly, whenever we need the book, we have to walk over to the cabinet to get it and update whatever is necessary. Capiche? I hope so. Thus, by using spreadsheet, we can achieve the same purpose with minimal effort. Why? Because all we have to do is open up a fresh excel file and type in the necessary information. On top of that, we don't have to go to a cabinet to look for the file. All we need to do is open the file and that's it. In the event that we need to update it half-way through some work, all we have to do is ALT+TAB to it and fill it up. if we need to search for a specific name, there's always ctrl+f. Simple? Convenient? And on top of that, we can have multiple copies of the file because all it takes is to copy+paste. We can also send it to one another in case someone has to look for a specific person and we have no time to find it. It's also secured. Why? cos it's bloody encrypted. No one not using the protected computers can read it. Gee. I explained all of this to my Boss but she keeps saying that it is too troublesome. She gives excuses like, ' I'm too busy, i won't have time to look through this. And what's more, my mail is always jammed and if i see your mail i will most likely just delete it ' Ya duh, it's not like you go through the damned record book yourself anyway. She'll just ask any random person outside to check it for her and give her the result. _|_ you. ' If all the computers are down, then how? ' Gee. If someone shreded the record book, then how? FCKING HELL?! Apparently, this are the questions that the higher authorities may ask during the interview, she's just doing this to test if our project is totally Flawless. FCK YOU MAM, what project is flawless? NONE! Geezus chrize. I know there is no stupid question, but stupid, senseless, senile people. You mdm, are one of them. so, FCK YOU! Gd day.
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Hello, hello, hello! I know i was away from blog for a long time, too busy! HAHAHAHAHA. Yesterday, we had a MEETING with the boss. A very pointless one too. The agenda of the meeting was to clear up all the mess that we created. but what mess? ;/ We gathered before her and it began with her saying, 'I realise that the workflow in this office is really in a mess'. She pronounces 'really' as 'nearly', don't ask me how. All of us were stunned. O_O. I was immediately thinking, 'what mess?'. As much as i tried to gather all the events that happened during her 1 week vacation, i couldn't think of anything that we actually messed up. Then she continued by saying that before she left the office for her holiday, she noticed that it was in a mess and that she wanted it cleaned up before she comes back 1 week later. We did as we were told and cleaned up the office as best as we could in that period of time. She wasn't happy when she came back. She said that the office was still the same as when she left. Duh. Moreover, she said that the office is still very messy. We were like WTF?! I mean, the cables lying around were no longer there, no more unwanted papers and files placed ontop of the metal cabinet. Less paper on our desks and she still said it was still the same as before, we were totally pissed at that statement. i mean, FCK YOU, we put in effort and all you could do was scold us. Geeee. On top of that, she commented that Rockey's table was very messy because of 5 fcking apples. We were gonna eat them later for godness sake. Besides, how does 5 bloody apples make the table messy when they were arranged in a row neatly. FCK YOU! I can't remember what else happened yesterday, i'll try to recall further and write about it more when i'm less sleepy. Ciao!
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as above.
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Today was a good day despite the morning parade. Oh man, it was such a waste of time. I don't see how this promotes greater cohesion amongst the units, but whatever. Immediately after the parade, we headed back to the office, buying packeted coffee along the way. I was planning to finish some of my outstanding work before the b1ch arrives next week, monday. HOWEVER, due to the fact that we've not had such a peaceful time in eons, all of us didn't have the motivation to complete our outstanding tasks. Instead, we played, Puzzle fighter! We were challenging one another, it was great. Laughing, cursing, strategising and learning each others playstyle. Never did all of us had such fun in the office before. Unfortunately, all this will end next week. Phugs. After lunch, I continued checking through the unit dockets making sure every single one of them is with us before they get handed over to the headquarters. HIAKS. Hmm.. that's all i guess. Not very interesting huh? Sorry guys :(
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Alrighty, i've found a nice template for my blog. Neat? Yeah thought so. Took over an hour of searching for a suitable template. I'd like to say somemore but i'm le tired. It's 11pm and there's a parade tomorrow. ugh. Gd nite! P.S Watch out for the next bloggies thing! Right here, on Blogtificial!
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Good evening, Welcome to the grand opening of my Blog site. I never thought that I would actually take the effort to make one. I'll tell you why in soon to come. ARRR!
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