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Something I would like to...
Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:00 PM

...share.


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The first kind : Smurf Sex
This occurs during the honeymoon period;
you keep doing it until you're blue in the face

The second : Kitchen Sex
This is at the beginning of the marriage;
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime,
in the kitchen on the table ....

The third kind : Bedroom Sex
You've calmed down a bit .. maybe have kids
so you gotta do it in the bedroom ..

The fourth kind : Hallway Sex
This is when you pass each other in the
hallway and say, "Screw you!"
This is called oral sex by some ..

The fifth kind of sex : Courtroom Sex
This happens when you get divorced ..
your wife screws you in front of everyone
in the courtroom ..

The sixth kind of sex : Salary Sex
When you only do it as little as once a
month .. AND itz not enough to live on!

I'll play for you.